2020 trump timeline

four years later:::

behold the gems of trump’s mind from the pandemic outbreak to the summer of 2020:::

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aug 13 2020

four years ago, s.v. date asked trump the fundamental question of trump's life: do you regret all the lying?

trump couldn't handle the question, despite boasting moments earlier that he always takes all questions:::

the fellow reporters also couldn't handle s.v. date's question:::

four years later, NYTimes still refers to trump's talk as "mistruths":::

can ai generate more reporters like s.v. date?

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jun 15 2020

the incredible brain of dr. bleach: testing is overrated – what we really need is more rallies!

so let's stop testing for cancer – then we won't have cancer:::

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jun 11 2020

four years ago, we thanked god for our great courageous president:::

thank you thank you thank you:::

even trump was surprised:::

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jun 10 2020

four years ago, how many people did trump kill with his rallies?

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jun 05 2020

four years ago today, trump announced the greatest economic comeback in history:::

and it's not going to stop here!

what else do you need to know?

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jun 01 2020

four years ago today, trump praised our beautiful rule of law – a truly weird flex from a future insurrectionist and convicted felon:::

and then, to escalate the bizarre, he waved a bible and paraded his minions:::

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may 30 2020

four years ago today, trump went to see the rocket launch because you can't be number one on earth if you're number two in space:::

and the moon is just a platform, and he speaks to elon all the time because we like great brains:::

it's all very delicate but very amazing:::

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may 29 2020

four years ago today, trump finally mentioned george floyd:::

and he held a whole separate event just to rail against china:::

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may 28 2020

four years ago today, trump was busy trying to shut down twitter because they fact-checked him (remember: this was before his long-time friend elon bought the platform):::

he singled out a twitter employee by name and talked about some tribunal at facebook..........

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may 27 2020

four years ago today, trump went to kennedy space center and thanked his long-time friend elon:::

and even melania was there – graceful as ever in her silence:::

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may 26 2020

four years ago today, trump mocked wearing masks and happily engaged in spreading conspiracies:::

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may 22 2020

four years ago today, trump talked a lot but only one sentence seems worth mentioning here: in america, we need more prayer, not less!

coming from him, it sounds like blasphemy or prophecy:::

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may 21 2020

four years ago today, trump appeared on camera in three different settings but managed not to say much (same old, same old):::

still, an epic comeback is happening, and he has great gut feelings – just like about running for president:::

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may 20 2020

four years ago today, trump was asked if he would have done something differently in handling this crisis:::

you can easily guess his answer, so where's the medal?!

and don't forget that we have so many cases because we test so much!

but fake news.......

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may 19 2020

four years ago today, trump said we're opening up the country and it's very exciting, the cures and vaccines are coming, some sections of the country have no virus at all, but i'm a bad promoter, and just a rude person you are to ask any questions:::

so that's enough for you:::

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may 18 2020

four years ago today, to take his hydroxy ad campaign to the next level, trump started taking the drug himself::: why?

because he's heard a lot of good stories!

and why don't you take your mask off?

though on a different topic, he admitted that the priorities in this country are really screwed up and we have a long way to go..........

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may 17 2020

four years ago today, trump briefly reassured us that tremendous progress is being made and a lot of very good things are happening:::

so all good:::

(though people around him wear masks outdoors)

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may 15 2020

four years ago today, trump said that vaccine or no vaccine, time to open up the country, and we'll just have to fight through the virus (it was outside but people around him wore masks):::

he revealed the reason why he's sitting here and smiled beautifully at the presentation of the space force flag!

and there's the super-duper missile and truckers:::

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may 14 2020

four years ago today, trump said we have more cases than anybody in the world because we test: when you test, you have a case!

but testing is overrated anyway:::

and the press doesn't want to talk about it:::

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may 13 2020

four years ago today, trump bragged about the all-time record in testing:::

where is the medal?!?

where is fake news?!?

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may 11 2020

four years ago today, trump said if people want to get tested, they get tested but they shouldn't want to get tested – there's no reason!

and i understand you better than you understand yourself:::

and obamagate!

but then fake news started asking nasty questions and he ran away...........

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may 09 2020

four years ago today, this is all trump said on camera:::

the less, the better?

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may 08 2020

four years ago today, trump said the virus will die like everything else... and he inspired the title of my film – transition to greatness:::

he took time for special greetings to adam schiff:::

and did you know he can tell a wrestler by a jawline?

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may 07 2020

four years ago today, trump was occupied with treason and human scum (whose partner is the media):::

but as scripture assures us..............

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may 06 2020

four years ago today, trump delivered: virus will disappear – the death toll number is what it is – we have a million cases because we're testing – can't satisfy the media – russia russia russia...

to recap: he has accomplished more than any president:::

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may 05 2020

four years ago today, trump said we've flattened the curve and are safely reopening – the next stop: mars! (literally and very soon):::

it's been a very exciting few days, but we're testing too much:::

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may 01 2020

four years ago today, trump picked up new words: gusto and vigor::: then he mumbled something about how nobody can ignore facts and truth – ?!?

otherwise, the usual: great feelings and the greatest economy in the history of the world...

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apr 30 2020

four years ago today, the king of ventilators suddenly realized that he's in charge:::

so consequently, we did a spectacular job!

and what he feels is better than what he thinks:::

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apr 29 2020

four years ago today, trump repeated again and again that the virus is going away::: and when it's gone, we're gonna be doing a lot of things:::

and he felt a lot of things over the years including, gee, he could win for president...

and the reason we have a million cases is because we're testing so much:::

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apr 28 2020

four years ago today, trump explained that the reason we have a million cases is because we're testing:::

but it's going away and the cases will go down to zero:::

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apr 27 2020

four years ago today, trump dismissed disinfectant questions and instead focused on his other 2020 mantra: the greatest economy in the history of the world.............

though he admitted it's all through luck or whatever:::

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apr 24 2020

four years ago today, trump was still reeling from yesterday’s uv/disinfectant ideas and not only didn’t take questions but stopped doing these briefings daily:::

still, there's tremendous talent involved – like people who just stand there and help you with the doors:::

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apr 23 2020

four years ago today, dr. trump famously suggested uv light and disinfectant injections:::

disinfectant manufacturers displayed warnings on their websites that their products are not for consumption or injection:::

we didn't forget:::

apr 22 2020

four years ago today, the king of ventilators became the king of testing as well:::

and then he planted a tree (literally):::

did you know he loves people from spas, beauty and tattoo parlors?

and MLK's crowds were as big as trump's:::

we all have fun but there's never a guarantee when you're dealing with people:::

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apr 21 2020

four years ago today, trump promised a renaissance:::

and he looks forward to comparing his numbers with his children's numbers.............

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apr 20 2020

four years ago today, the king of ventilators said that he can't just walk off the stage and bow his head:::

and a lot of people love trump – he's here for a reason:::

boom boom boom:::

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apr 19 2020

four years ago today, trump was fully awake but it's hard to tell whether he was farting or not:::

though he said he should be tired – we should all be tired.............

and our wartime president (the king of ventilators!) is scared of mosquitos:::

but lincoln struggled with the press just the same:::

he played a clip of andrew cuomo but his staff missed the word 'phenomenal' so he made them re-play it with that word 20 minutes later:::

and the regular friendly exchanges with fake news and some human scum for dessert:::

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apr 18 2020

four years ago today, trump was fully awake and delivered: winning – china – death – pulitzers – fake people – fantastic job – patsy – putin – north korea – garbage – junk – ammunition – tricks – the big v – brilliant market – and we march...............

and for people who don't understand, someday he'll explain it:::

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apr 17 2020

four years ago today, trump finally found a way to call himself king:::

and he proved that fed gov has a lot to say – beyond what anyone understands:::

and sorry, herman cain, but the rallies are coming soon:::

and flavor, and bats...........

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apr 16 2020

four years ago today, trump was just like in the ny courtroom: very low energy:::

still, he delivered this humble line: i'm not saying anything:::

and we've learned a lot about ourselves:::

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apr 15 2020

four years ago today, trump's briefing was outside and it was cold and he underperformed:::

unfortunately, the summer is coming................

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apr 14 2020

four years ago today, trump said: it would've been so easy to be truthful – ?!?

he was talking about WHO but still, as kids say: a weird flex............

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apr 13 2020

four years ago today, trump played news clips praising his covid response, and then paula reid took him to task:::

now, the reason we're here is the success we're having:::

and the president's authority is total:::

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apr 12 2020

four years ago today it was easter sunday and trump skipped his daily white house briefing:::

thank you, jesus:::

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apr 11 2020

four years ago today there was no trump white house press conference:::

and it was very good:::

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apr 10 2020

four years ago today was good friday, so trump said: let's be nice! and he gave more compliments to covid than to judge cannon:::

he had extra time and delivered one of his longest pressers –he even covered the history of china, i mean, how we built china...

and did you know he does pr for boeing? so bear with him if you can:::

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apr 09 2020

four years ago today, trump revealed that he is a man with good, strong, and proper feelings:::

what else do you need to know?

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apr 08 2020

four years ago today, somebody reminded trump that there are cashiers and clerks in this world:::

and finally some sleepy joe and obama:::

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apr 07 2020

four years ago today, the trump briefing was rather uneventful (same old, same old):::

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apr 06 2020

four years ago today, trump disclosed the true reason behind his daily briefings:::

and you will never make it!

and remember mike? mike the greatest? mike the special man?

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apr 05 2020

four years ago today, trump admitted that he is not a doctor::: but he has common sense, so hydroxy...

and if it doesn't work? hey, it didn't work:::

and there's a light at the end of the tunnel, i mean, highway.....................

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apr 04 2020

four years ago today, trump spoke the truth: there will be death:::

otherwise, the usual, but he managed to squeeze in the whistleblower, and guess what he's doing on palm sunday:::

do you want to keep going?

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apr 03 2020

four years ago today, it was the usual hits: it's going away, no ammunition (literally!), nasty tone, etc.

face mask as greeting dictators?

and remember infrastructure? this is a great time to fix it!

so, display yourself proudly!

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apr 02 2020

four years ago today, trump introduced a famous ventilator expert::: it can't be true enough:::

and he liked bans before they were fashionable:::

anyway, boom times!

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apr 01 2020

four years ago today, the trump briefing was surprisingly uneventful (still: 1h 40min!):::

but he's number one on facebook – hundreds of millions of people...

and for a change, a fox news reporter got some flak:::

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mar 31 2020

four years ago today, trump's briefing lasted over two hours: fantastic job, covid is going away, cheerleader, tv shows, no ammunition, hydroxy...

...but finally a burst of light!

and see you tomorrow:::

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mar 30 2020

four years ago today, trump said that covid is going away and we should congratulate him instead of asking snarky questions:::

and who knows south korea better than anybody?

and he introduced his friend... well, see it to believe it::: (yes, it's still officially called Coronavirus Task Force Briefing)

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mar 29 2020

four years ago today, trump said that nothing would be worse than declaring victory before the victory is won::: but in two weeks we're going to be in great shape:::

and who knew there were so many countries?

and we had no ammunition... so be nice!

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mar 28 2020

four years ago today, things got odd: trump skipped his daily white house briefing to see the hospital ship depart:::

he read a speech, and what followed is presented here in its entirety, uncut c-span version, because i don't know what to do with it:::

i cut off the bottom banner that read: coronavirus response::: maybe four years ago it played more naturally:::

and maybe not:::

"luckily," tomorrow back in the white house:::

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mar 27 2020

four years ago today, trump said you can call it a germ, a flu, many different names...

and it was a broken country before he took over:::

so don't be a cutie pie::: like the woman in michigan:::

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mar 26 2020

four years ago today, trump reassured us that we will vanquish the virus:::

and did you know he was very close to asian americans?

so what actions is he taking to combat hate crimes?

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mar 25 2020

four years ago today, trump said that without him and his group, you wouldn't have a country left:::

and he even squeezed in nato and his wall:::

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mar 24 2020

four years ago today, trump's low energy made the briefing last only 42 minutes:::

still, the end of the battle is near – we may win by easter:::

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mar 23 2020

four years ago today, trump told us we've learned a lot:::

and there is a supercomputer up there:::

and did you know he likes doctor fauci?

any regrets?

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mar 22 2020

four years ago today, trump reminded us of the billions he sacrificed to be president:::

and nobody ever thanked him:::

and yes, this was officially called Coronavirus Task Force Briefing:::

otherwise, the usual: hydroxy, victory, etc.

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mar 21 2020

four years ago today, trump invoked god in his hydroxy ad campaign:::

and he's learned so much!

otherwise the usual: fake news, victory, etc.

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mar 20 2020

four years ago today, trump continued the hydroxy ad campaign::: there was no data to confirm that the drug was effective against covid-19, but he felt good about it because he's a smart guy:::

and what do you say to scared american people? i say that you're a terrible reporter!

there are occasional "ultimate problems," but we're very proud of the great job we've done:::

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mar 19 2020

four years ago today, trump introduced us to hydroxychloroquine:::

he also trumpeted some other drug, but didn't like its name so much:::

still, a game changer, and a very exciting time for medicine:::

if only the fake news complied:::

but wait: he said he won't be here in 5 years – ?!?!

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mar 18 2020

four years ago today, our wartime president promised a total victory:::

and when well-connected get tested while others cannot, well, that's the story of life:::

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mar 17 2020

four years ago today, trump got spiritual:::

but there was a problem: the press didn't like writing about his fantastic job:::

and yeah, we're all in this together:::

and we'll win, but for now, stay home and enjoy your living room:::

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mar 16 2020

four years ago today, trump rated his response to the crisis at 10:::

he nicknamed the virus: invisible enemy:::

like his other nicknames, it had little impact: covid-19 cases and deaths were about to explode:::

and he promised a big celebration:::

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mar 15 2020

four years ago the world shut down:::

trump declared a national emergency and banned travel from europe:::

but he told us to relax and not buy so much:::

he said that everything is under tremendous control:::

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feb 26 2020

four years ago today, trump told us covid-19 was like a flu:::

he had told bob woodward two weeks earlier that it was deadly stuff:::

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